January 2010
i haven't eaten enough today
lukeschmuke:
My habits are awful.
People should make a move on a date if they like you.
TELL ME HOW IT WENT IN FULL DETAIL S’IL VOUS PLAIT!
so nervous
lukeschmuke:
I said yes
quoi?
my cousin and i
me: I've never kissed anyone
Leland: you've kissed me
me: we were six
Leland: oh, right
INCEST
whatever i'll post my grades too
truckspanklikeaboss:
zaloncommalily:
english - 87%
math - 92%
chemistry - i have no idea, fucking tunucci >:(
cad - LOL
Modern Global - 93
Chinese - 92
Oh hey, check you out, nice job!
lily stop lying! you got an 87 not a 92!
evan bender eats cats with toast
nontoxiccolors:
i generally play around with the colors just to make the photos more rich. usually with point and shoot cameras i never get the colors i want. plus today was really gray out so everything is kind of dulled out and so im brightening them. ocassionally i will get really nice raw images and i can just resize them, but i usually will fix the colors.
okay i was just wondering
evan bender eats cats with toast →
what the fuck is chatroulette?
zaloncommalily:
i want to try it but i’m all alone and self-concious.
come over one day and i’ll show you! but we’ll have to have a guy with us so when ppl ask us to flash them said male can instead =]
LOOKBOOK.nu: "Baby, I'm gonna leave you." by... →
<3
chatroulette.com
evan, kaare, olivia and chelsea. most amazing thing ever
my hopes and dreams are ruined, ninja burger is...
i resent people that made fun of asthmatiques...
Today, my mom and I were in the car listening to a radio station where they take requests. A lady called in and asked for a song she could dedicate to her daughter, because she had had a pretty bad asthma attack and was still recovering, but she didn’t know which song to choose. What song did the DJ play? “Breathe” MLIA
feces
dung
shit
merde
hookah
stool
poop
whatta trampiceratits
Today i was using our inter-company chat to ask my boss a question. While trying to type “thanks tho!” I wrote “thanks ho!” I didn’t notice til I got her response, “You’re welcome slut.” I love my job. MLIA
1 tag
i think i’m dyslexic. i just read a 6 as a 9 and f’s and 4s are the same thing.
you fucking ass whore
Today, I was student teaching in an 8th grade classroom. The kids were reading aloud the poem “The Raven.” One kid came to the word “ashore” and pronounced it “ass-whore.” He was completely 100% dead serious. The class lost it. MLIA
today i ate my feelings
today i ate my feelings
and they tasted GREAT
are we dating?
Today, I sent my female friend a text to ask her to a platonic lunch. I tried to text “are we eating?” but it came out “are we dating?” I didn’t notice, and she responded with “haha no.” I still didn’t know what I texted, so I said “why not?” She explained her feelings toward me. We had a define-the-relationship talk without me knowing....
Watchwhat a cck as alex bayles would say
twss?
Today I was eatting a banana and my mom walked by. She said “You opened it backwards.” it wasn’t until then I realized I’d been opening bananas the wrong way for my entire life, and I now figured out why it was so hard before. MLIA
oh no
my father walked in the room just as i was showing my ass off to lily
“also-garrett bond has boyfriend…I MEAN A GIRLFRIEND!”
– zily
this is what i want to do
faintingfancies:
get a friend (who is a girl)
find the westboro baptist church
find them while they’re picketing
stand with the girl right in the middle of them
make out
before i die i want to go do to a baptist church in the deep south and shout things like “testify”